Still wanted. A watchable fighting video game inspired movie adaptation. At this rate we’re having, I’m going to name JCVD’s awful “Street Fighter” as the best fighting video game inspired movie adaptation. I haven’t seen “Tekken,” though, but I’m guessing that it would be around the same level of this ridiculously loud, and a pain-to-watch film. At least, in JCVD’s “Street Fighter,” the cast gets to pose as befitted their cabinet arcade machine characters counterpart they’re trying to portray. Unfortunately, there’s no such thing from “King of Fighters.” The film tries too hard to take itself seriously, and by doing so, failed utterly, completely, miserably.
Obviously trying to cash-in the arguably most popular character in the King of Fighters game for her (two) obvious reasons, Mai Shiranui, the film opens with Maggie Q, on her way out from the shower. As she blankly stares into the fogged mirror (with apparently nothing but a towel, I must add), she puts an earpiece (a cheap looking bluetooth earpiece by the look of it) and looks like transported to another place where she donned a fighting suit, which sadly nowhere near the semblance of fighting suit she was famous for. Then a fighting ensues. The fighting that was supposedly a part of a tournament called “King of Fighters.” However, if you had had an experience as a button-masher fighter before, by the look of this first fighting scene, you’ll know you’re in for a trouble.
“King of Fighters”’s universe is a huge one. A little more so because unlike most fighting games, you’ll usually get to pick a group of three characters whom somehow related. Story-wise, or blood-wise. Naturally, only a handful of these characters made into this screen and all of them, are almost painful to watch. Heck, even Maggie Q natural awesomeness couldn’t help this film. I was bored almost to a point where I considered to walk out of the theater.
And I thought “The Legend of Chun-Li” was bad.
The film spins a little sci-fi to its story. Now, sci-fi is a nasty beast to tame for a film. Almost universally, you must spent a considerable screen-time to explains the rule of a sci-fi you wish to convey to the audiences. Remember “Inception”? That film spends a lot of time to explain the dream world during Mr.DiCaprio and Ms.Page mind-bending scenes. This film also spends a lot of time to explain the rule of the world that enabled people, you know, transported through another world, euh, dimension by the means of a cheap-looking bluetooth earpiece. Only much much worse, and seemingly much much much much longer. No excitement whatsoever emanates from the film when Iori Yagami explained the nature of the three artifacts to a super hot but looks very super bored Mai Shiranui. At this point, the couple of guys sitting on my immediate left was soundly asleep.
And then there’s Ray Park as the film’s supposedly super-villain. He has a screen presence of an uncredited extras and made Lex Luthor in “Superman IV” thousands time more menacing. And his motivation? Implausible. In short, he was a complete waste of time. I can’t believe that this guy did Darth Maul in “Star Wars Episode I.” I guess time does change a man.
All in all, I think the men behind this film knows full well that they’re dangerously toying with the audiences’ patience and expecting them to be patient is a terribly long shot. You know it’s like expecting a pig could fly *and* shitting gold while it was airborne. Thus, the choice of super hot Maggie Q, and the presence of the lesbian fighters, Vice and Mature. It’s a very very cheap trick and it doesn’t work. If you didn’t shifted in your seat, or playing with your cell, or ever glancing at your watch, or fallen asleep, or simply walk-out of the theater, then I must see you in person because I think you’re a Zombie. Impervious to human’s emotions.
My rating: 0 / **** A sci-fi themed fighting video-game movie adaptation. Bad idea. It spends a terribly long time to explains the “world” and when the ball finally gets rolling, it was a huge disappointment. Stupid, uninteresting, cardboard characters and a laughable super-villain. Even the presence of Maggie Q, and Vice and Mature (don’t care about their respective real names) doesn’t help. If anything, they made the experience even worse.
So you buy a ticket to a film called a “Piranha 3-D.” Its posters, are often suggestive. They usually featured an open mouthed fish with rows upon rows of teeth, portrayed to be sharp enough to shred the fragile thing that is a human body to pieces. Then, you have a woman, scantily clad in a bikini. What’d you expect? Me? I expected nothing but these two elements combined into an enjoyable, no-thinking required exploitation monster film. Characters? Who cares? They’re going to die, anyway. Dialogs? Unless these fishes could talk, better keep it at minimum. Better put an extra effort on anguish screams of terror. Plot? If it’s plausible enough to have these fishes ripped a body apart, I’m sold. Yeah, this film is a definitely an exploitation film and putting it up there with films labeled by many as the best, the masterpiece, the breakthrough, the rules changing achievement might be an insult to many. But hey, I’ve managed to put everything aside and expecting nothing more from an exploitation film could offer and guess what? It doesn’t disappoint. In fact, this film is going to be my fourth entry of the year 2010 films that I’m most definitely going to buy its original DVD/Blu-Ray at the end of the year. Not necessarily the fourth best, but it’s going to be one of the films I’ll want to remember from the year 2010. Years from now, this film is going to be a cult classic. Well, according to me, at the very least.
Actually, to call this film a ‘remake’ or a ‘reboot’ of the original “Predator” released 23 years prior is semantically wrong. However, it does feel like it was a reboot and given the unfavorable percentage of failed remakes, reboots, prequels, or whatever, I was naturally exasperated when the project was announced. This film, however, is a proper sequel and for me, as I re-watched the original “Predator” immediately after this film, there is a noticeable lesser suspense from it than its original and I just can’t stop myself from staring at Mr.Brody’s beak-like nose up to a point where it became a nuisance. But that’s just me.
Eyes for details. I would easily gave the high mark in that particular aspect regarding this film. It is, after all, something that Ridley Scott is famous for. The level of efforts to bring the 12th century England is commendable. Every chain of a chain mail, every nook of a castle, every feather of an arrow, all was wrought with careful attention. Alas, given such achievement, I would say that the film doesn’t really have much else to offer.
We’ve all come to expect that films based on comic-book weren’t going to be about characters in black and white as it once was. A departure that more or less, or at least, in a way I had wanted it to, started with the “Dark Knight” reboot. However, apparently, we’re about to venture further into an established universe where superheroes are occupying the same time and plane in a planned mash-up where these big names collaborate into one huge gigantic team of superheroes. Of the two prominent universes, Marvel looks the more ready than DC and films such as “Iron Man 2″ was at least responsible to laid the groundwork for the eventual “The Avengers” film in the future.
From the beginning, the intention of this film was clear. It tries to give a somewhat satirical parody on many, albeit only a small fraction of social problems that were prevalent in the current Indonesia. Often, familiar monickers on the current happenings were thrown in and only made sense if you’re an Indonesian or had been living within the proximity of news about Indonesian at some length of time recently. Generally, I’m not a fan of this kind of film. They’re usually so full of themselves, and always pushing on their “message.” I had a relatively small threshold on how long I could endure such pretentiousness before finally giving up, by rolling my eyes and sigh out an exasperated sound. In that respect, I’d say that this film is a bit pretentious and some sections in the second act is a pain to sit through. Even so, I liked the way the film chooses to end itself and giving the recent competition from local film-makers, I came to a firm conclusion that if there’s anyone who could save Indonesian cinema, his name is Deddy Mizwar.
With Paul Greengrass at helm and Matt Damon at the front, it is easy to think that this would be another Bourne look-a-like. I’d say it’s rather wrong. It’s rather inferior than the series. Well, at least for me because I had held the Bourne trilogy in a special pedestal as one of my favorite films of all-time. After all, without compelling adversaries and Tony Gilroy, a film literate wouldn’t be so quick to assume that a comparison should even be made. Even so, the comparison is mostly inevitable and this film will suffers the most if such comparison was made.
Despite of its misfortune due to the unfortunate death of its leading man, the film was, for me, holds surprisingly well. Sure, some of the early parts were a bit dragging but I think that is more because of the aforementioned incident, thus netting less materials for Terry Gilliam to work with. Once the film caught with its latter half, the film grows, with exceptional efforts by Jhonny Depp, and Jude Law, and to some extent, Colin Farrell in partaking the role left by the venerable late Heath Ledger.
Despite all of its beautiful design, creatures, and perhaps a little peek into the rich, and supposedly gloomy imagination of Tim Burton, I was, in overall, underwhelmed by the film. It was more a Disney film than a Burton film, and its strong casts were mostly bland and forgettable.
Disregarding the fact that this film is the fourth collaboration between Martin Scorcese and Leonardo DiCaprio, “Shutter Island” is flat out, your usual thriller film. Sometimes it fails, when the script tried to pack all the valuable informations into one scene, but mostly, it’s solid, beautiful, vivid and engaging enough to watch. Sure, it was made easier by the assembly of powerhouse casts that made this film. However, I was quite hard-pressed to acknowledge the grandeur that usually comes with Scorcese’s flick. It was mediocre by his standard. While this is yet, a slightly above average film, I wouldn’t praise it as one of Scorcese-DiCaprio’s best efforts. Alas, against the other films based on Dennis Lehane’s novels (Mystic River, Gone Baby Gone), I found that this film was less fulfilling than the others.
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